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Spirits, I have no plans on Wednesday. What should I do that day?

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I just hacked into Elon Musks bank account. Who should I send his money to?

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Spirits, I need to know what I've stepped on. It's burning my foot

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What's the longest statement you can coherently spell out?

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Spirits, I'm going to Costco, do you need anything? [BREAKFAST]

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Spirits, I'm going to IHOP, what should I request in my pancakes?

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I'm so hungry, I could eat a ______!

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What should ordinary humans do on a Sunday?

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2027 will be ___.

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I need to survive 3 days _______

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Help me spirits, it's almost Christmas and I haven't got anyone any presents! What easy gift should I get for all of my family and friends?

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Kitchen spirits, what should I put into today's soup?

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Spirits, what shall I do for the weekend?

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When will I see the Green Sun?

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Favorite beer to drink ?

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All in all it's just another ________ in the wall

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Spirits, what is the word of the day?

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I would rather be ______

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I like big ______s and I cannot lie

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I'm brewing a potion I've never brewed before. What will it do? [POOPTREASURE]

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It's my first day out of prison, what should I do first?

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Weejee, why am I so sleepy?

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When I wake up, I like to eat a great bowl of ________!

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I'm collecting a bouquet of expired bitcoin mining power supplies. Who should I give them to?

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My neighbor is flying a MAGA flag. How should I respond? (Pic unrelated)

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how do you survive without toilet paper?

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The secret to colonising other planets is _____

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https://_______.com

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OH, MIGHTY SPIRITS! What will happen to me by the end of the week?

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Ouija, is this community dead?

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The worst part of waking up is ________

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The best part of waking up is _____

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Spirit, what is your favorite ramen flavor?

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What's the name of this Pixar film?

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What was in the bags dropped from the White House?

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What is the best Linux distro?

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What would it take for you to forgive your fiancé who cheated on you?

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(In all seriousness, don’t)

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Should I install Linux Arch in my new Windows Subsystems for Linux setup?

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Spirits, code me a program to Fizz my Buzz!

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Why stop there? Ouija coding takes the “science” and the “computer” out of computer science. —@kbal@fedia.io, 2025

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Please do not the _____

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Spirits, what are the winning numbers for the Illinois Powerball Lottery this coming Wednesday?

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Spirits, I'm having my boss over for dinner, what should I cook to impress them? (Spirits say: BILE)

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Spirits, How should I best prepare for the fascist takeover of my country?

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Today, we celebrate our independence from _______.

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It's too hot! Best way to deal with the heat is _____

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Now that it's the weekend I can finally _______

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Oops I ____ again

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I should put all my assets into ________

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Spirits, help me find a good safe word for the sexy playtime

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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

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Spirits, what's the best alternative for a girlfriend?

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Spirits, where is that humming coming from?

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Bigfoot stole nuts. How to get em back?

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Spirits, what city should I visit?

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How to check whether a particular url is safe or not ?

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What is recursion?

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