Spoken like a dog lover who doesn’t get cats. Many… dare I say even most cats would. Not constantly, not in an obsessively needy way, but they do love you and want to be around you and want to know where you are. They do actually care.
When you call a dog, they come running all excited to know why one of their favorite humans wanted their attention.
When you call a cat, you get a voicemail recorded yawn that translates to: “Please leave a message, and I will get back to you sometime on Tuesday after my second nap, maybe, if you forgot to fill my food bowl. Fucking dumbass deaf horrible hunting Thumb!”
Edit: Yes, I am implying that cats have racial slurs for every species including their owners slaves, and are little psychopathic assholes about it.
I believe the go to recommendation now days is a reolink camara and frigate as your nvr os. My understanding is both can operate fully locally when blocked from accessing the internet at the firewall level.
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She texted “what’s up dog”?
“Not much, what’s up with you?”
It doesn’t hit the same when it is missing the stank.
I wish I could text my cat
I think i read that somewhere.
Mine would, to complain that they’re hungry, two hours before their feeding time.
Spoken like a dog lover who doesn’t get cats. Many… dare I say even most cats would. Not constantly, not in an obsessively needy way, but they do love you and want to be around you and want to know where you are. They do actually care.
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Dogs are loving and affectionate by default but cats just need a bit of love and affection back to get there.
Either no reply or any of these: -_- ಠ_ಠ 🥱 🙄 😈
Ours would
When you call a dog, they come running all excited to know why one of their favorite humans wanted their attention.
When you call a cat, you get a voicemail recorded yawn that translates to: “Please leave a message, and I will get back to you sometime on Tuesday after my second nap, maybe, if you forgot to fill my food bowl. Fucking dumbass deaf horrible hunting Thumb!”
Edit: Yes, I am implying that cats have racial slurs for every species including their
ownersslaves, and are little psychopathic assholes about it.IDK maybe your cat just doesn’t like you
Anybody know of a good self-hosting video system I could install to keep tabs on my pets?
C/selfhosted or selfhosting, would be the place to actually get an answer. Maybe c/linuxmemes or c/programmerhumor.
I believe the go to recommendation now days is a reolink camara and frigate as your nvr os. My understanding is both can operate fully locally when blocked from accessing the internet at the firewall level.
If you don’t want DVR, some cheap esp32 cams and home assistant
Raspberry pi and a webcam
Two way pet cams are a thing. You may not be able to text, but you can still stalk and get a bit of long distance affection.
Warning: Do not try this with cats.
What’s going on with cats?
If you tried to video call your cat I suspect one of two things would happen.
Either it’s entirely ignored or the cat would knock the camera/tablet off of the table.
On my frontpage, this is currently right above this:
I love texting My puppygirl
Kristi Noem?
When my daughter was in middle school our dog sent her texts quite often.
Anyone remember dogfort?
Tom Cardy - Big Dumb Idiot
https://youtu.be/RnFQM0LPHF8