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Maven (famous)
Alt Text: A cartoon illustration of armed turkeys springing out of a cooked turkey attacking everyone at a Thanksgiving dinner setting. Caption reads “The Trojan Turkey.”
But they did not get into Troy using a Trojan Man though.
I guess this joke works better with a Turducken
Little known fact, it was really a huge statue of Odysseus making an obscene gesture. A bunch of drunk Trojan frat boys loved it and couldn’t resist bringing it in.
Cassandra was appalled.
Beware of Geese bearing gifts.
Reminds me of them girls finding the duck in the Turkey and saying “It was pregnant! Oh, my God!”.