piefed.nullspaceOne man's torture device is another man's satisfying back-cracker
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“More weight.”
–Some other guy
Fun story about this thing.
There was a prisoner so large that the rack couldn’t stretch him enough to hurt him. So, in response, the Scavenger’s Daughter was created. If you couldn’t stretch a man to death, compress him instead.
fun story
Maybe not so fun for everyone involved
That’s how Winzip was founded.
-the guy who invented the inversion table
Inventor: “Hey, look, I made this new device that relieves the pressure on your spine so you feel better!”
Nobility: “Neat! Let’s use it to torture people!”
Inventor: surprised-pikachu.jpg
My physio has one of these.
It’s weird, but it does help me a bit. And at this point, I’ll try anything to extend the life of a back I grievously injured like 30 years ago. I should be crippled, and I’ll take half-crippled and half-poor if I can.
Y’all can do that pretty much anywhere. Find a bar, a ledge, a table and just hang. If you like keep your feet on the ground to ease into it.
instructions unclear, woke up in a ditch with an even worse back pain, and a hangover.
Literally a scene from James and the Giant Peach
Reminds me of the back crack scene in the Incredibles, haha.
https://youtu.be/l4gS6CGTYlg