The Tiny Mistake of Lexington and Concord
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battles_of_Lexington_and_Concord#First_shot:_Conflicting_accounts
one of my history teachers theorized the shot was just some hunting rifle within earshot lol
John Parker: Stand your ground. Don’t fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to-
Pow!
Parker: God dammit you guys!
“LEEEEROOOOOOOY mmJENKIIIIINSSS!!!”
Was it a crazy bastard that went rogue or a clumsy idiot that misfired by accident. The world will never know.
Back when we had cool names for events like “The shot heard round the world”, instead of everything just getting -gate suffixed to it