piefed.nullspaceYour mother's package has arrived
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I hope the Cooter Clobberer 9000 is all she hyped it up to be
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Friendly.
“don’t worry it’ll be in discreet packaging”
Your mom jokes never miss. 10/10
It’s impossible to miss something that large
Oh my god it looks like a gigantic….
Wang! Pay attention!
I’m sorry sir! I was distracted by that truly massive…
Willy! What’s that?
Well, that looks like a huge…
Cock-a-doodle-doo! That rooster’s so loud it’s hard to pay attention to this gigantic…
Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?
That other truck in the background is ‘mirin the goods
Get your minds out of the gutter. That could be anything under that tarp.
yeah. like. a big fat dong
Imagine being the trucker.
“I didn’t remortgage my house for the third time just to buy a truck that hauls dick!”
are you kidding most truckers i know would love to haul dick
The fuck?? They promised discreet packaging!
Damn I’d been looking for my dick all morning
This happens all the time; it’s detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
Many people in the comments apparently share the same dick.
Some people, apparently, haven’t heard of the Ancestral Dildo.
Guys I have a very weird question for all of you, but I swear I am not trolling! This is a serious question.
How would you get a massive cylinder (~10m length, ~10m girth) through a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
must the cylinder remain unharmed?
of course
Either Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory is building Big a memorial or theres an X-rated studio filming a peter pan spoof.
https://youtu.be/Pp392Nk_2vw
It’s only like that because it’s cold, honest! It’s called shrinkage. It’s natural, I swear!
I’m sure some of them wouldn’t mind.
Oh I think that’s my dick.
Dildo for Godzilla?
Godzdildo?
Nah that’s mine
You wanted to say my step-mother package……
Why didn’t she order the large one?
Why are these always reserved for someone’s mother? Why can’t they save some for the rest of us :(