What’s your type?

As a vegan born and raised in a very rural area, this but unironically. Chickens are actually really sweet and can be very friendly, but just like dogs and cats they have their own personalities. Sometimes they’re sassy or grumpy!

Also KFC’s vegan burger fucking sucks.

I grew up in the ‘hood. Many years back, coming home from work, I drove through the Popeyes for dinner. At the speaker to order and tell them I want “two breasts and a thigh.”

“I bet you do, honey!” says the female voice through the speaker. Absolute gold.

“You’re not even the first one to say this today! Why don’t you say something I don’t hear every day, like thank you!” (source)

I worked at KFC in high school, the girl who ran the register got that so many times she finally snapped and would respond to instance of this lame joke in a totally monotone voice while looking them right in the eyes “oh yeah, never heard that one before, ha……ha……..ha” she got so many complaints filed against her it was hilarious.

Staff: Wing, it is.

Now do the Chic-Fil-a version.

get ready for fried chicken brains

I only eat jerk chicken