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https://matrix.to/#/#196-Blahaj:chat.blahaj.zone

moments that make you think, things sure could suck even harder if I wasn’t such a nerd

transcription: dude from lunch: “im the type of guy that whenever a lesbian looks at me, she goes “and thats the reason im not heterosexual"”. lesbian: “i say that about every guy i interact with, your not special”. dude from lunch: “you know what thats fair”.

so nice and comfy and eye-wateringly safe. we are home, finally landing.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teat#Number_and_positioning_in_other_animals

Aha…I see now

mhm yea you are doing a good job, mhm mhm yes you are <3

albeit a pretty shitty one, I haven’t baked by myself in like 6 months and my sister took a bunch of the supplies to college with her 😅 icing was a pain as you can tell from the smudges on the plate but I got through it in the end

I swear to god, if I had a penny for every time my bf said some variation of "You ride me so well, I’m gonna have a heart attack one day 😃 " I’d be able to afford the surgeries to literally turn my entire face and body cis 😭

transcription: need a relationship where we arent dating but im devoted to you and your devoted to me in your own way ans were in love but were best friends but id die for you but were…

A picture of a baby opossum exploring a cat tree.

rule

i’m not entirely sure what it says. i think on the left: “The cats in 1800. Today i have decimated a whole colony of rats and finished two birds by the way”. On the right: “The cats in 2026. You have changed my ?? and ???”.

my little foobaww

the puff pouch makes a return! it’s back and taking the exact same role, kinda. the puff pouch had its first debut here a year ago.

Context: https://keepandroidopen.org/

oh how I wish HOAs didn’t exist 😔

who’s up for a midnight snack? (meeee!!! i am!!! so hungry—)

found this on a old looking USB hard drive. the file is from 2009!

art is by AngusBurgers, apparently from here.

Crossposted from https://programming.dev/post/56336053

someone talked about a mobile wallpaper version of the post with hello kitty. so here that is. a version without hello kitty and versions with higher quality can be found below.

[Image: Hatsune Miku dressed as a film noir character]

I hope it’s gonna be as good as the premise makes me think 🥰️

https://quack.social/notes/ao0fm61pz498014q

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

so sleepy sometimes. and so warm too.

wowie yes these chee triangles ARE really good. like - wowie zowie yup aha, yup yes they are, mhm yes oh yes they really absolutely are pretty good.

((https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/elope))

What kind of flower is this? I found it on my walk yesterday morning.

town bout to be shot upside

rule

it’s already been so long. the wait has helped me but i don’t know if i canwait much longer.

https://transfem.social/notes/aqwmx486sw042ewq

Its not the worst problem to have, but I’m bored af