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At least once I find the time

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If only you were ready for how joyous I plan to be
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, nine rings were gifted to the galaxy of man...

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"It abandoned Gollum, but then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable" Image of Star Wars Storm Trooper holding a metal ring.
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Need that someone

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"By the time you realize my worth, I'll be boiling pizza for someone else 😣" Picture of a piece of pizza boiling in a pott of water
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Sororitas Shitpost Warhammer 40,000

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Right Into the Dystopian Shit

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Gym sign ad reads: "Get strong AF before society collapses"
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Inshallah?

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Palatines shitpost Warhammer 40,000

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Night Lords Shitpost Warhammer 40,000

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🤣😂🤣🇻🇪🤠

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Picture that is so low res You can't recognize anything
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Happy Pride

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Picture of the lettering "Pride Month" turning into the Loss meme
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Anyone objecting

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Black water dispenser and a white water dispenser under plastic, they look like a couple that is getting married. The caption reads: "I'm crying im so happy for them"
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Fake anarchists, fake leftists, fake socialists... is there anyone REAL left!?

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From a certain point of view

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REJECT the FACTIONALISM of Chairman Meow! Embrace Proletarian-Pug Thought!

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Need .. carrot

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"Hold on im thinking". Picture of a persons head that has been opened, allowing you to see that they have a bunny instead of a brain
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Your head a splode Warhammer 40,000

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Gotta go fast Warhammer 40,000

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Get your avian freak on Warhammer 40,000

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Battlesuit Shitpost Warhammer 40,000

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Pathfinder, pathfinder, find me a path! Warhammer 40,000

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"Now, make a small circumcision..." Warhammer 40,000

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Cybertruck Pulled from Beach by Toyota Minivan

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Another day, another Cybertruck being towed from somewhere nobody really ought to need a tow from. Take a look, Toyota Sienna to the rescue.

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New Ukrainian bioweapons just discovered, they grow right out of the ground Absurdist Militaria Ukraineposting (Slava Ukraini!)

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It's all ogre, the M48 will now be re-replacing the M1 Abrams Noncredible proposal STRONG OPINIONS on MILITARY SPECS

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isn't the euromilitary beautiful Just having fun

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... new political compass just dropped?

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Far-sighted Warhammer 40,000

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He be having ears

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Picture of a rabbit with a big ear. Comments below the picture: "bro can hear sounds" "That rabbit is not human bro"
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Weaponized Tau Goon Cave Warhammer 40,000

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bro rule

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Lemmy comment: It's only right that the Glorious People's Government distributes brojobs to everyone in a non gay way, to reflect Russian values of totally straight dudes sodomizing each other for solidarity while staring lovingly into each other's eyes
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Gay Tau Wrath Warhammer 40,000

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Why do you think I'm here

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Screenshot of a calculator showing "idk use a calculator" as the answer to 9x9 captioned "wdym use a calculator"
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In this economy?

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"The best buy employee selling me another RTX 3080, knowing damn well I'm gonna eat it infront of him again". Picture of the lemur Mort from Madagascar
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Ole! Go to GULAG.

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Guess there is always a downside

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Review: Nice restaurant. Very attentive staff only deducted a star as there was a man murdered beside me towards the end of my meal
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He cooked

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Picture of a person in pants covered with lighting and shoes that look like rats captioned: the line between "he cooked" and "he's cooked" is razorthin
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I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

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Neil Degraas Tyson

(in case not obvious, an homage to this post)

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Asking for more pixels is homophobic (and gay)

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Hot take: The people complaining about the FNAF movie are clearly homophobic. The 10 hour Markiplier and Matpat make out scene was PLOT RELEVANT. Wake up.
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We need to stop this

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"yet another unrealistic standard for women". Picture of a hairdryer carton where a mouse is looking through a hole in the face of the woman on the side
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Beautiful

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Microblog post: "NASA has released a photo of the lunar eclipse." Picture of the moon with the shadow of a group of robots riding a giant turtle
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Fun game

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"Connect ∞" Picture of a connect four game that extends infinity
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Timing is important in aviation Unhinged lust for military equipment/waifus Just having fun

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LET THE FLAG FLY PROUD $ GIVE WAR A CHANCE $

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Waow

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Wikipedia article of the television station WAOW. In the article the name "WAOW" and the word "based" are circled in red. Red arrows point to them from a picture of the person from the meme in which they say "Waow" and think "Based based based"
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deltarule

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Undertale/Deltarune creator Toby Fox donates $2,000,000 dollars to the LGBTQIA+ community. "I hope they'll make it more contagious", Toby Fox states.
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Wise words

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Post: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's". Reply: "| heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service". Reply: Picture of Calvins father from Calvin and Hobbes with a raised finger saying something, which appears to be the above posts
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Did you do this at your highschool?

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In high school we had a bit we called "The Orb" where at night we put a bunch of glow sticks in a fish bowl in the middle of the road and if a car slowed down to look at it our friend would come out from behind a tree in his gorilla suit
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Stupid ass bigfootcels

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Microblog reply: "beef in the cryptid community between bigfootcels and giant squid maxxers". Post: Poorly drawn graph showing that the amount of giant squid footage increased linearly with the number of cameras while the amount of bigfoot footage staid constant.
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It was revealed to me by the microplastics in my brain

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Oh, you're locked in? That's cool. I am locked out of my dominoes.com account for 72 hours for trying to make God's Sacred Holy Pizza that was revealed to me in a dream (no crust, all sauce, antelope eyeballs, encased in a glass pyramid)
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Milk of course

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"Do you guys put the milk in first, or the serial?". Picture of a bowl of milk with a serial port connector inside
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jesus rule

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Painting of Jesus being hugged by a man with the caption "sorry no straight explanation for this"
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You're not a real fan otherwise

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"Don't say you love the anime" Picture of the Peppa Pig logo. "If you haven't read the manga" Picture of the book Animal Farm by George Orwell
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Hold your horses

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Four panel comic. In the first panel a horse walks into a bar. In the second panel the horse says "Hey.". The bartender says "Hey is for horses!". In the third panel the horse looks at the viewer and says "I know.". In the fourth panel the horse is eating hay in the bar
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I knew it!

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Microblog post by a National Park Service: "You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.". Reply: "Who is running this account 😂". Reply by National Park Service is a picture of Capybara looking animal in front of a computer with a headset
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Why aren't we doing this

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"Cars are fucking dumb. Replace cars with bats". Diagramm showing how much space people take in cars vs a bus vs on foot, with a additional column that's 150,000 bats
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Emotional

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Picture of batman saying "This is where I watched my parents die, freiren" and Frieren responding with ":3" rotated by 90°
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Dang it, now I need new hardware

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News: GTA VI WILL NOT BE RELEASED ON THE WATER RING TOSS HANDHELD
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No way

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Picture of a spongebob shaped piece of soap captioned: "Bro I am not cleaning my ass with this 💀"
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This clears things up

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Dear my non-American friends: I know Thanksgiving's a little confusing, so I'll try to break it down for you. Today is the day we celebrate the freeing of the United States from the reign of terror of Lord Gobble, a 50-foot tall turkey/Sasquatch hybrid who demanded human sacrifices every November. In 1863, Abraham Lincoln rode his eagle-gryphon into battle, singlehandedly slaying Lord Gobble and freeing us from our blood oath to our fearsome tyrant. In celebration of this momentous victory, we consume the corpses of his descendants and parade our largest and most influential cartoon characters through the streets of New York as a display of power, so that history will not repeat itself. Hope that clears things up.
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TIL

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"I been spelling Erica wrong my entire life". Fox News interview with a person named "Airwrecka Mcbride"
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rule

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Screenshot of a messenger conversation: "Would you be interested in drawing my dog penny. I'm willing to give you 10 buckaros" - "Hey sure let me see it" - Picture of a brown dog. "the drawing". Weird looking drawing of the dog with especially large toes
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It's finally happening

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MOON TARP. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW READY YOU ARE. - WE WILL PUT A GIANT TARP IN FRONT OF THE MOON. - 7,070,399 SQUARE MILES OF PERMANENT TARP. - 99.9954% LIGHT ABSORPTION: BLACKER THAN TAR OIL. - 100% CONCEALS EVERY VISIBLE ANGLE FROM EARTH. I PROMISE YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE DAMN THING AGAIN —> IT IS ALREADY PAID FOR <— IT IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. THIRTY THOUSAND MEN HAVE DIED
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Checkmate Schrödinger

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Schrödinger: "You don't know if the cat is alive or dead until you look inside the box". Cat: "meow". Schrödinger: "Shut up"
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The horror

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"Warnings: Graphic sex, swearing, French". "Oh god, not French"
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Any Human World

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Another day, another universe to scan for any human world.

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Eggcorn

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corn in the form of an egg. Text: TIL Eggcorn, wet your appetite

TIL Eggcorn

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It must have been traumatizing for those poor Confederates!

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Anon plays Professor Layton

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Post includes a picture of Professor Layton from the game series with the same name saying: "Select the image which is unlike the other two." Below are three images. One is a red quadrilateral that isn't filled in. The next is a red triangle that is filled in. The last one is a green square that is filled in. The post body reads:"You should be able to solve this"
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horse plinko

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Even the Yarasa-signal needs Ottoman style Medieval Period (~1000 AD) Early Modern Period (~1600 AD)

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We CANNOT allow a trans gap! FULL and UNRESTRICTED support for trans folk is a matter of NATIONAL SECURITY Ukraineposting (Slava Ukraini!)

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It's quick, it's easy and it's free

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Post: "it's quick, it's easy and it's free: pouring river water in your socks" Reply: "why would i do that lmao" Reply: "it's quick, it's easy and it's free"
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Need some calming sounds in my life

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McClellan was his own worst enemy Just having fun Ukraineposting (Slava Ukraini!)

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McClellan was his own worst enemy

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THE GEORGIAN FEARS IT; IT IS BURNED INTO THEIR GENES

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Free to a good home

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It's fascinating how things develop

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TIME FOR SHERMAN'S MARCH TO THE MOON

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WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE SANDBOX GOD I WANT TO DIE IN A NUCLEAR WAR Warcrimeposting $ GIVE WAR A CHANCE $

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"Secession", you say?

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Sega Power > Slaver Power

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F U N

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F ire that burns down the whole town. U ranium bombs. N o survivors
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Sweet Georgia

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Sweet Georgia
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Sweet Georgia

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Sweet Georgia
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I... I don't even know where to begin

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I... I don't even know where to begin
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WW3 lookin' spicy Noncredible proposal GOD I WANT TO DIE IN A NUCLEAR WAR

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WW3 lookin' spicy
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General Robert E. Horsefucker

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General Robert E. Horsefucker
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Shitposts of our forefathers Medieval Period (~1000 AD)

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Shitposts of our forefathers
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